I just went outside for a smoke break, and there was an old bum walking beside his old bicycle, and he stopped and stared at me. I turned the other way... trying to pretend like I didn't see him. He had an unstuffed teddy bear attached upside down on his handle bars and he used it like a bag, the bear's bottom holding his belongings. then he yelled to ask if he could have a cigarette. I said hmm well they're in the office but here, you can have this one (the one I had just light up) and he smiled at me and with sparkly eyes he said : Aaaaah a cigarette with a kiss! Ewwww!
I went inside to get another smoke and I waited 2 minutes before going back out.... When I went outside he was standing on the other side of the street and he was unstuffing his bear/bag, and then he detached it from his bike and put his hand inside to make the bear wave at me. Awww! hehe
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3 comments:
lol.
funny.
Mmmm..I can just picture it, lol.
lmao.
I think crazy homeless guy has a crush.
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