"Nancy looks like"

Google the phrase "(Your name) looks like" and find the best one from the first page of results. Don't forget to put it in quotes, otherwise it won't work.

1. Nancy looks like a dazed Nixon daughter trapped in a Haight Street Summer of Love Love-In. (What is a love love-in ?)

2. Nancy looks like she was molded from plastic, but she doesn't act like it. (Rubber maybe...)

3. Nancy looks like she's been frozen in time, and Hillary is giving out with one of her patented forced smiles. (I am pretty cold right now..)

4. Nancy looks like her breath alone would bleach Ulrika to a more brittle shade of blonde. (Is my breath THAT bad ? *pops a mint*)

5. Hi nancy , looks like you left me a message ? (No, I don't believe I did ?)

6. Nancy looks like the poster girl for cosmetic surgery, considering age etc. (cosmetic surgery GONE WRONG!!! )

7. Nancy looks like she doesn't like Marx Brothers movies! (Who are the Marx Brothers?)

8. nancy looks like a ballouna and her nose like a pigs and haifa is big like a man. (A ballouna? That sounds about right LOL)

9. nancy looks like a rite ass. (I'm always right :)

10. Nancy looks like she's going, with malice aforethought, straight for your crotchal area. (Where else would I go ?)