Sunday, January 07, 2007

You'll never believe what I did today!

I FINALLY cleaned and organized my gym in the basement!!! Hallelujah! I've only been saying that I was going to do it for the past like 42 weekends. I think the reason I did it this time was because I declared that I would on my Reality Bites Blog, and since there were 65 000 participants registered the last time I heard, I guess I really feel accountable to those readers. Hopefully it'll work for the more important stuff too hehe. It's a wee bit harder than I thought it would be, to blog 6 times a week about the SAME topic everyday. Okay it's a lot harder than I thought it would be... Won't they get bored ? My brain can't generate interresting diet & fitness entries 6 days a week. Hopefully they'll like reading it just to follow my progress.

So since Heather posted an embarrassing story on her blog, I thought I'd post an embarrassing one as well, that happened to me just this week. It's REALLY TMI... so if you're easily grossed out, quit reading this entry now! That disclaimer was brought to you by the letter N and the number 42. Okay I'm stalling because this is embarrassing hehe. I've only told 2 people hehe.

So sometime this week, we were making a good vegetable spaghetti sauce for supper, and I was sprinkling spices all over it, including cayenne pepper. You can tell where this is going can't you ? My butthole started to itch really bad. It happens sometimes... I have all kinds of butt issues like IBS and Hemmies... Yeah my butthole should have it's own blog. So anyways, I asked DH to mind the sauce while I went in the bathroom (to um... scratch my itch...) WHAT! Don't tell me you never scratch there!! Aaaah sweet relief... until... OW! ow ow ow it BURNS!!!! it's in FIRE!!!! WHAT is that ? I ran for the Prep H tube, applied that... and now I had a well lubricated firey ass. THEN I realized it was the cayenne pepper.... Ack.. Note to self... the next time itch occurs in dark places, wash hands before AND after. Ugh... for the rest of the night, the faster I walked the more my ass burned. Ow.

Burn burn burn, the burning ring of fire.


Scatterbrain said...

good for you for sharing!! Now maybe my *achoo* I sniffed pepper of the cayenne variety comment will make sense to your readers.

Kelsie said...

LOL. LOL. LOL. OMG! I think that was by far the funniest story you have ever told. OWWWWW!

I am totally cracking up. You are too freaking funny.

And now I get the cayenne comment. Hilarious!!!

Heather said...

That is SO funny, although I'm not really excited that *my* blog provoked that!