Monday, November 20, 2006

Ew, Time to pork the eff back up Star!

If I lose a lot of weight, will I end up looking like Star Jones ? EW. Maybe I should go eat out tonight just to make sure this doesn't happen.

"Star Jones showed up to the Dancing With The Stars afterparty looking like, uh, some sort of soul harvester. Jesus, I can't even look at it. I feel a part of myself dying everytime I gaze into her eyes. Just make sure you remember what this looks like, because if the devil were to ever take human form this is it right here." ROTFL!

5 comments:

Leah said...

Yuck-o. Thanks but no thanks - I'll just keep being fat.

I may be fatter than Star, but at least I know how to moisturize my skin. Ewwwwwww!

Melissa said...

LOL! I'm afraid I have to agree with Leah. She looks scary. Just remember, slow and steady wins the race. God, I hope I didn't look like that when I was skinny. Eesh!

Hobby Chef said...

Eeew. She is gross. I think her huge bug eyes make it worse. I thought she was beautiful when she was fat.

Scatterbrain said...

I agree with Justine, her eyes look awful.

Rebecca said...

Oh my...she scares me