If I lose a lot of weight, will I end up looking like Star Jones ? EW. Maybe I should go eat out tonight just to make sure this doesn't happen.
"Star Jones showed up to the Dancing With The Stars afterparty looking like, uh, some sort of soul harvester. Jesus, I can't even look at it. I feel a part of myself dying everytime I gaze into her eyes. Just make sure you remember what this looks like, because if the devil were to ever take human form this is it right here." ROTFL!