You girls HAVE to be lying. What the fuck. You honestly find it *comfortable* to exercise in a thong ? Maybe I haven't tried the right kind of thongs, the 2 times I tried them. To me they feel like perpetual wedgies. I keep having to fight the urge to pick it out of my buttcrack. Are your buns so toned and tight that the thong doesn't get lost like they do between mine ? Is there a thong secret I don't know ? You are either lying, taking part in a huge thong conspiracy, or you're just crazy there is no other explanation :P hehe Maybe I should get one that has a tiny string in the back instead of a Y shaped contraption?
I just asked one of my best friends if she finds thongs comfortable. She said that she used to find them comfortable when she was a size 5, but now that she's "fat", she doesn't even want to think about it. So there lies my problem... if she's fat I don't know what I am. Some adjective a thousand times uglier than "Mobidly Obese". Ew. Who the heck thought of that term. It's so damn depressive. I'm MORBID. I'd rather be classified as.. I dunno "Pillsbury-esque". Or even Bootay Mama. Okay nevermind the junk food is going to my brain.
Tonight we went to eat at Boston Pizza. I had a spinach salad, a ridiculously small steak (it's weird how 10oz is NEVER the same approximate size there), which I had asked to be cooked Medium. It came back very well done. I swear next time I'm going to ask for rare. That a good vet could still save him. Maybe then it will be the way I want it (which is medium rare to medium. Medium for "Real"... but medium rare at a good restaurant so it'll come back medium. Well done = burnt beyond recognition).
I'm never going to BP ever again. Not because they overcook their steaks, but because Steph gets WAY way too posessive over his shrimp stuffed mushroom caps. We actually argue about it like everytime! He wants to have his OWN apetizer and wants me to order mine and I just think that's ridiculous. That's like way too much food even if we're pillsbury-esque.
Oh yeah the junk food... Well after BP we decided to stop at the Bulk Barn. And I got cashews, cashews and more cashews. Honey roasted cashews, JUMBO cashews.. I'm in cashew heaven. I also got some bulk dog treats.. Loki is happily chewing on his "Gold Beef Jerky".. whatever that is, he's crazy about it. I also got Panda licorice and steph got some salt & vinegar popcorn seasoning, which he loves. I think it's the nastiest thing EVER! EW the stench! Argh my MSN is completely spazzing out. Maybe I should reboot.
I'll probably blog some more later because this movie we're watchign is incredibly boring.
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Yup, not just you. I can't stand thongs for too long, it really does feel like a perpetual wedgie. And I AM a size 5 (or rather, anywhere between 0 and 8 depending on where I buy my clothes).
If I'm concerned about panty lines, I wear boy shorts. I've seen too many women wear thongs thinking they're not showing, but they were showing wayyy too much ;-)
I live in thongs. I don't even own any "regular" underwear anymore. I wore thongs all the way through my second pregnancy. I wear them to exercise in. I wear them to do everything but sleep in. I sleep nude. The last time I had surgery - I had to go buy real underwear to stick the pads into - as I couldn't wear tampons. When I got the "all clear" from the doctor - I threw them away.
My first thought is you are buying the wrong size (if you feel like they are cutting you in half - they are too small) . . . . .
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