Thursday, April 13, 2006

That damn bread!

Today I concocted a diabolic plan >:) I was craving a little romantic action after reading Tina's blog. So I made Steph read her blog in hopes of inducing little sparks of guilt from his part because the romance has been replace by World of Warcraft lately it seems. Well wouldn't you know, after work he suggested that we go eat at Mexicali Rosa's.

We ordered Cane Nachos for appetizer, I ordered a New York Striploin with garlic bread and mexican rice, and Steph ordered Chili in a Sourdough Bread Bowl, with a side of mexican rice. While we were waiting for the food to come, Steph kept going on and on about how the chili covered bread bowl was going to be delicious. The food arrives, and his chili is in a glass bowl. With a horrified look on his face he harrasses the waiter asking where is the bread bowl he ordered. The waiter promptly apologizes and says he will fix the mistake. Two seconds later the manager of the restaurant approaches our table and declares that his dish will arrive shortly, as they are heating the bread bowl. The coveted bread bowl is served, the waiter walks away, and Steph says : They were HEATING the bread bowl ? I touch the bread bowl and it is ice cold. HAH!

The cold bread bowl is very dense, Steph is getting full after only having eaten only a quarter of it. When he was done eating about half of the bread bowl, I noticed that he was starting to take chewing breaks, with his cheeks full like a chipmunk. I giggled and asked if he was full. He says : Yes, I'm stuffed and this cold bread bowl is not tasty at all. Tim Horton's bread bowls are so delicious, I thought this one would be delicious too. I tell him to stop eating then. He had already polished off the rest of his meal anyways. He declares that after harrassing the waiter for the damn bread bowl, he feels obligated to finish eating it. HAH! He looked like a tired chipmunk. I was giggling uncontrollably. The chipmunk started to get pissed off. I said : OMG, don't even start to get pissed off because of the stupid bread bowl, I didn't make you order the stupid bread bowl so don't get mad over a stupid bread bowl. He realized he was being silly so he lightened up. After finishing the stupid bread bowl.

With full bellies we decided to head to Wal-Mart to buy the kids (My brother's step kids) Easter chocolates. I threw out my cigarette when we pulled in the parking lot, and steph brushed my coat with his hand. He says : You're full of "cigarette butt dust" BWAHAHAHAHAHA Butt Dust. "you meat ASHES?" Him : "oh yeah..." We were parked at Wal-Mart laughing hysterically, I was laughing so hard tears were rolling. I kept having bursts of hysterical laughter while walking in Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart was CRAZY INSANE! Steph got rammed into. Two old ladies declared "It's worst than friggin Christmas!!". We came out of the store with a cart full of chocolate for the kids, Brian and Tammy, and way too much for us. Bottles of pop, a whole whack of towels on clearance that were the EXACT colour I can never find, 30 face cloths, a serving plate, and a big ham for easter.


Shane said...

I almost pissed myself laughing!!!!! PISSED OFF CHIPMUNK!!!

crazymrsnancy said...

Shht! Don't tell him that I blogged about it LOL!