Thursday, April 27, 2006
Is it legal for me to eat a "Hungry-Man" TV Dinner, since I've got a folded pancake and all ? Anyways, it looked good and greasy so I bought it. Buffalo chicken strips, fries, corn and a brownie. In one convenient plastic package. The instructions said to nuke in the microwave for 5 minutes, then remove the brownie and nuke for 3 more. I thought : I'll just take the brownie out now, and let it defrost. It'll be good and mushy. After I had three fingers knuckle deep in brownie batter, I realized that it wasn't even baked. So I followed the instructions and ended up with a flakey brownie with corn baked in the middle of it, and chocolate in my corn. Suddenly I wasn't so hungry. Men probably wouldn't care. That's probably why they're called Hungry-Man as opposed to Hungry-Female or Hungry-Transvestite.