Thursday, April 27, 2006

Hungry-Man

Is it legal for me to eat a "Hungry-Man" TV Dinner, since I've got a folded pancake and all ? Anyways, it looked good and greasy so I bought it. Buffalo chicken strips, fries, corn and a brownie. In one convenient plastic package. The instructions said to nuke in the microwave for 5 minutes, then remove the brownie and nuke for 3 more. I thought : I'll just take the brownie out now, and let it defrost. It'll be good and mushy. After I had three fingers knuckle deep in brownie batter, I realized that it wasn't even baked. So I followed the instructions and ended up with a flakey brownie with corn baked in the middle of it, and chocolate in my corn. Suddenly I wasn't so hungry. Men probably wouldn't care. That's probably why they're called Hungry-Man as opposed to Hungry-Female or Hungry-Transvestite.

4 comments:

Shane said...

mmmmmm... brownie dough...

Melissa said...

Shh...I've eaten a hungry-man dinner before and no one took me away in handcuffs or anything. DH even approved, actually he encouraged it. And, I too, was unimpressed.

Kelsie said...

OMG! I just caused a huge commotion at work b/c I snorted water up my nose and started choking/laughing out loud and it is quiet around here today. Then everyone is like, what are you laughing at?

I tried to explain but they didn't get it. I guess it was a have to *know* you story. OMG! Too funny. You CRACK me up!

Scatterbrain said...

I've eaten them before too, it's been awhile though...Now I'm craving a tv dinner...*goes to grocery store*

stupid word verification