I Have Big Black News.... With 4 Wheels!!

Also comes with a/c, power everything, cd/mp3 player and the mechanical details I don't care to remember! We are now the proud owners of a Black 2005 Saturn Ion ! It will be ready for pick up tomorrow at 5pm, can't wait!!! It's our very first brand new car! Well actually it's not technically 'brand new', as it's one of their demos. But for 2500$ knocked off and 0% financing, the demo is great! I think we'll keep the old Eagle Summit as our secondary car, but now we're not in any rush to have the required provincial inspection sticker done with all the necessary reparations. W00t!

To think that a few hours ago I thought this was going to be a bad day. We stopped at Tim Hortons on our way to work for the usual : an extra large coffee (for steph), 2 chocolate chip muffins (for us to diabetics), and a strawberry yogurt parfait (yummy in my tummy). The drive-thru order box croaks back : 6.16$. So we drive up and she says : 3.66$ please ?
Me : Isn't it 6.16$ ?
Tims lady : Er.. No... It's 3.66$
Me : *puzzled look*
Tims lady : It's 3.66$ because I took out the strawbery yogurt
Me : But I WANT the strawberry yogurt
Tims lady : Yeah but we're out of yogurt today
Me : *grumble grumble* Thanks for telling me!

Ugh. You must be wondering why I don't order a delicious Tim Hortons coffee too. Well me and my coworker J have officially been declared the best coffee brewers of the department. People come from head office and request our coffee! It's THAT good. But I think it's a combination of the coffee pot, the brand of coffee, and the mugs. Because I have tried to no avail to duplicate this coffee at home. BUT this morning, I was sugarin' and creamin' my coffee and talking to one of my colleagues, and while he was chatting away I take a big sip of my coffee and almost spit it on him. It was cold nasty day old coffee!! I was NOT warned! Ugh. I made a new pot and then the good things started happening :)

First I was savouring my coffee with anticipation, browsing through my favorite blogs to see who had blogged and who was slacking (hehe kidding). I was delighted to see that Justine had finally updated! I picture Justine like a much nicer/less anal version of Bree on "Desperate Housewives". She is beautiful, a great cook, crafty, intelligent, super nice, and fit! (And I'm sure i'm missing some.) And I was picturing her (J) walking around in the Perfectly Lovely grocery shopping store with her hair dyed red like Bree's, wearing a white pearl necklace and a pink knit top. LOL I'm sure J will laugh at that :) Now dear readers, don't be jealous of J you're all okeley dokeley people, because you hang out with ME! Muhahah :D Don't worry, I'll tell the world how wonderful you are, one at a time, over the years I'm sure.

Maybe I should reply to my fan mail (aka the comments you leave me out of pity) :

Dear anonymous CrazyLady, we ALL know who you are, and yes.... in fact I wonder where you have been in the last 20 minutes since I last talked to you, even though you told me you were going shopping. Also, I hope you like run-on sentences. Oh and I wonder how many WW points is 'unemployment pudding'.

Dear Suzan, although you have NOT left a comment *stare*, I KNOW you're reading and I just wanted to say that you are a Mongolita, and stop freaking out for no reason over men.
P.S. Suzie and Mikey sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
P.P.S. There is no french version of that song so that's why at 26 I'm making up for lost time now that I can speak half assed english.

Dear Heather, Could you please come give my cat a pedi, at your earliest convenience ? Thank you that's all.

Dear everyone else : it's 12h20pm and I'm hungry, so now you have to leave me more comments before I'll answer back ;)

P.S. *hyperventilate* I'm 26 years old, married, work for the man, homeowner, new car owner, mommy to 2 cats and 1 dog ?! Ick, what happened to me! Feels like I've been steamrolled over by society's big conformity machine. Tell you what though. This dogma-rized girl just bought SO NOT conservative, definitely not mature pink underwear with yellow puppy prints on them. And my husband thinks they are my sexiest pair. So THERE society! IN YOUR FACE!