It really does feel like Monday morning, don't you think ? My eyes are drooping in a Monday-ish kind of way. The sky is gray and the air is misty. Approximately a zillion millimeters of rain has fallen during the long weekend. Driving on the Melanson st temporary bridge after a 'normal' amount of rain is just ridiculous, this morning we were just bouncing along with the other cars; we had to laugh. It's even more silly in a really not funny kind of way in our van needs new shocks. The one good thing about this morning is my coffee. *slurp*. I got in the office this morning and Judy said : Did you buy some coffee cream ? The premiere is coming in this afternoon we need coffee and water for 15 people. I'm like : Shit! I have some but it's expired. Ugh I guess i'll go get some now. Mike says : I want some too, wait I have someone coming in for a meeting in 15 minutes. So he proceeds to call his client and ask him to bring in a litre of coffee cream ! lol typically Mike. Judy couldn't believe he would ask a client to bring him creamer. Mmmm free coffee cream. Don't free things always taste better ? When said client came in with the creamer, I told him we should invite him everyday.. just before lunch. I HATE people that talk and talk (or write and write rather) and won't start new paragraphs. Look at me now OoooOooooh going wild with my long paragraph. Maybe I should keep going just to see how long I can go before you guys are annoyed too :P Isn't it even worse that I'm not even talking about anything ? Are you still reading ? NEENER! Okay maybe I should lay off the coffee for now. Free creamer and all.
Aaaah a brand new paragraph. Stop reading and close your eyes. Can you feel your blood pressure going down ? I know you were panicking when it seemed like I wouldn't end the long paragraph. I am picturing Steph's uncle Raymond who owns a doctorate in french language. Can you imagine if he's ever on a plane or a train and someone gets ill and they call " Is there a doctor in the room?" Well he is a doctor... he couldn't save his life but he could help him conjugate his last verbs really well. Maybe I should have written it all in caps lol! Okay now I feel like I wasted my paragraph talking about the old paragraph. Am I crazy enough to start a brand NEW one now ? Oh the crazyness. Livin' on the edge....
Can you believe it ? I sure can't. Are you still reading ? I think someone should come and steal the coffee pot away before I start blabbing about transitive vs intransitive verbs. (P.S. No, I couldn't explain to you what that is without my friend Google.) I'm sure Heather is probably reading this noticing all my grammar mistakes. Ugh, it's official : I've now ruined 3 perfectly good blog posts talking about grammar. Maybe I should just call it quits for this morning. Stay tuned for tomorrow's post about punctuation!
This post was brought to you by the letter J and the number 42.
P.S. I'm sitting here wondering if I should really publish this post, because I'm sure it will make no sense LOL. I think I'm stressed out because we have an appt to the bank tonight to talk about getting new wheels! eeks!
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Don't worry - I won't break out the red pen! But I'm proud to say that I know what transitive and intransitive verbs are without needing Google's help.
I have to say... I really hate long paragraphs! I didn't mind yours, but sometimes (blush), when someone has a long rambling paragraph on one of the boards, I skip it... and if their whole post is one big word vomit - forget it. I'm onto the next thread.
Is that evil of me?
Well he is a doctor... he couldn't save his life but he could help him conjugate his last verbs really well.
ROTFL! My colleague just wondered what I was giggling about (this is a very quiet and busy office, no room for much fun)
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